Hear me out first, I still love Escape from Tarkov, don’t get me wrong, but at the moment I honestly think that it sucks. In the video I explain why I think this and what might be done to solve this… wipe… and before you start judging me in the comments please be aware that the video is meant for satirical purposes.
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You’re literally just complaining that a hardcore game is too hardcore…
my god, give me the 9 minutes of my life back – if you don't like it, just play Minecraft or some shit. fucking gen z… jesus christ.
Decide to reinstall EFT for the sixth time to see if they improved the game.
Spawn on Shoreline. Armed with a with a MP-153 searching the office next to the pier.
I hear something outside. Walk very and I mean very slow downstairs.
See a guy wearing Armor that made him look like a juggernaut.
Shot him once in the face her turns around and light me up.
I manage to shot him again and he dies.
I die bleeding out after 2 minutes. Alt+F4. Uninstall.
All that cool customization and shit ton of options and attachments doesn't make up for the poor design decisions.
Also the fact that they still use the Unity engine…. in 2021.
Quality video but pretty much everything you said is wrong and heavily biased lmao
Laughs in Star rounds
In all seriousness though the influx of cheaters lately is ridiculous besides the optimization issues that occur with patches that’s really my only complaints
love the content and I agree with 99% of what you said
You idiot fuck steve
Solar Power isnt meant to be obtained by the average tarkov player dumbass…
Sounds like the opinion of a person who
sucks at the game
Stevie "That was a joke btw" B
Your first video got me interested in what you had to say.
But now I realize youre just bad at the game and can't adapt to anything other than casual gameplay. But you say you like the game because of the adrenaline, that adrenaline exists because of how the game is. There are many legitimate points you COULD have talked about, but due to your inexperience with the game, you only go for the surface level arguments that we experience players don't even care about. To us, youre just a casual player complaining about difficulty and exotic programming.
Edit: You are an example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Imagine ask olympic athlete slow down just to some fat kid can outrun him, because he cant run as much
Cuz games supposed to be fun for everyone. Survive Adapt Overcome snowflakes
Yea dude the ks23 is good because its literally an anti aircraft 23mm barrel turned into a shoulder fired gun.
1) I disagree with the scav point.. i imagine scavs in a way are supposed to sort of imitate a fight that you might have against a pmc. You never know how skilled they are or what gear they have. On top of that.. if you have ai in the game that acts the same exact way every single time no mater what the difficulty is. It would become extremely easy to learn how they work and kill them without it being a problem.
2) The skill system although in some cases OP, it makes sense. This is supposed to be a realistic shooter. If you run ridiculous amounts everyday irl, you will become faster and have better endurance. The same idea applies to in-game
3) I never understand when people think quests are all supposed to be fun. They give you a task, difficult or not, in return for some sort of reward. If they were all fun, the game COULD become repetitive and/or everyone would have every task completed.
4) The argument of getting one extremely short gun fights has some flaws. Trust me I am no different when I get dropped basically instantly, its not the best time. But again this is supposed to be a realistic shoot. irl most armour (especially helmets) would not stop as many bullets as they do in-game. In fact the helmets are actually considerably better when compared to real life.
5) And the best for last like you said in your video. No, tarkov is not meant to be fun, as said by Nikita himself. Rather its supposed to be and experience, just as if you went and saw a really sad movie. Of course the ending wasn't happy like you would want it to be if you were the characters. But because it was sad you gained an experience that you couldn't have had otherwise.
If 3 people are aiming at you find a different angle.
Ok dude you need to watch more people getting shot. Most people when shot in the torso with a rifle will generally move a few more feet before falling down dead. Hydrostatic shock is what makes rifles far more deadly than pistols.
hm… i agree/disagree with you 50% of what you say i think youre right… but other stuff like the KS23… since tarkov wish to be a simulationist game imagine your leg being ripped off by the KS23 i think most of us normal people would instantly die… if not of blood loss, at least from the shock itself… does it make it easier to balance a game who wish to be "RP"… nope do i have answer nope… but just saying its good without wanting to make it perfect or saying its bad without giving solution is not enough in my point of view
I hate the kids that defend this games flaws as if they created the game, you can say its a fun gaming experience but a bad game objectively the two arent mutually exclusive
its a shotgun with wide pellets, its a gimmik gun lol ur bad
Have you ever fought scavs and raiders on offline mode?? I think it’s perfect idk why they don’t have the AI same as offline mode the hit random places like your legs or chest it’s a perfect balance for them idk why they don’t it even says same as online as difficulty
I think the game is fine as it is
what I despite is the kinds of people that just sits for 30mintues in a bush hoping they can cheese a kill in
I have had so many raids were I am looted up and making my way out only to get killed by level 40-something jerk off sitting in a bush with his vector.
I will never understand the rat mentality.
Great content dude. Keep up the great work!
Russia celebrates new year for 11 days… so yeah, we loved the hell out of this wipe
Its in beta
When is the interview video coming out?
I agree with you on some levels but not on others. I do agree the skill gap is pretty extreme. However I believe the people who literally only play Tarkov everyday all day deserve things that they can earn that isn't obtainable to the average or casual player. I feel that way about most games I mean it is only fair to get rarer or better hard to get things if you can and are willing to put in the time. An example is a game like WoW it has content for everyone from a casual to the hardcore. If you can't or unwilling to grind the time or learn the raid you don't deserve the best gear in the game imo.
mad cus bad
No, final release will be same shit, with the same bugs.
can we not say the turd isn't a turd cause it's shiny? They need to focus on de-sync more before anything else at this point. The number of projectiles not counting as hitting the target in the sights is just ridiculous.
funny as hell video, i tried to watch without thinking "satirical" and it sounds like half the subreddit haha but I still laughed the whole time, great shit
After 2 years of no lifing this game i could not agree more and dont play anymore It feels like problems constantly persist and nikkita could not give less of a fuck
I like the game… I've been coming back to it every once in a while.
It's an interesting game experience to bad it seems it's going nowhere…
It's becoming neither a survival game nor a shooter… and clearly not a military simulator by any streach of the imagination
I'm in the same boat, love the game but many, many things frustrate me. One of which is the gap between higher level players and mid-low level.
This gap isn't skills based but revolves around things like the bitcoin farm and elite skills that essentially turn it into a different game for those two different groups.
The concept is excellent, the masochists in us put ourselves through it because we see pro streamers doing incredibly. I still play, but the this wipe is already waning for me.
You just missing tactics brrr
That will smith meme had me dying
1:15 that's the broken netkode of EFT, I am not surprised.
imagine not dumping my stuff
In my opinion, Tarkov needs batter servers, for even with my up to date components the loading time on the reworked maps is hellish, 8 to 12 minutes when it used to be about 4 minutes, also am I the only one or are ai scavs even more bugged than they used to be?
I fixed the game. I used a credit card dispute for a refund!
actually MAD CUZ BAD
You shouldn't have to say: That was a joke
What has the world come to
Hey tarkov is our shithole