Kenny Plays Video Games Until He Dies – SOUTH PARK

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Kenny plays Heaven vs. Hell on his PSP until he reaches level 60, at which time he is hit by an ice cream truck.
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EXT. BUS STOP – DAY
Stan, Kyle and Kenny are standing at the bus stop in their normal line. Kenny is furiously playing PSP.
KYLE
That thing is pretty cool. What games did you get with it?
STAN
It’s a game called Heaven versus Hell. Kenny commands the armies of Heaven against the forces of Satan.
Cartman walks in from the side and takes his place. He looks pissed. He keeps glancing over at
STAN (CONT’D)
Dude, did you see what Kenny got-
CARTMAN
YES, YES I KNOW! UP YOURS KYLE!
KYLE
What’d I do?!
CARTMAN
JUST SHUT YOUR JEW MOUTH!!
A BIG SOUND comes from Kenny’s machine.
GAME
Congratulations! You have reached–
INSERT on the screen.
GAME (CONT’D)
LEVEL NINE!
KYLE
Wow, level nine already? Dude, You kick ass at Heaven versus Hell.
STAN
Yeah, Kenny finally found something he’s really good at.
MUSIC kicks in as Kenny continues to play…
INT. CLASSROOM – DAY
Kenny playing in the classroom.
INT. CAFETERIA – DAY
Kenny is sitting at a table playing PSP while everyone else eats and chats.
EXT. PLAYGROUND – DAY
Kenny is in the foreground, playing the PSP while all the kids (not Cartman) play behind him.
INT. KENNY’S ROOM – NIGHT
Kenny is playing PSP in bed.
INSERT – KENNY’s POV of the PSP
We only see Kenny’s thumbs moving around – on the video screen is the heaven and hell game with ‘HEAVEN VS. HELL’ at the top and a big ‘LEVEL 24!!!’ Starburst pops up.
EXT. AMUSEMENT PARK – DAY
Kenny walks through the amusement park with his family. They all walk towards camera as Kenny plays his PSP. Lots of fun things are happening all around.
EXT. ROLLER COASTER – DAY
Wide shot of a roller coaster ride, then cut in-
Kenny is in the front of the moving roller coaster, playing PSP. His brother sits next to him, and non specific others ride.
INSERT – KENNY’S POV of the PSP
Same shot as before only now a starburst pops up that says ‘Level 45!!!’
INT. KENNY’S ROOM – NIGHT
It’s night time again and Kenny is now laying down on his bed playing PSP in a different position.
INT. KENNY’S HOUSE – KITCHEN – DAY
Kenny is sitting at the table in the kitchen. His mom comes in, putting down a bag of groceries.
KENNY’S MOTHER
Kenny? Kenny are you still playing with that thing?!
Kenny just keeps playing.
KENNY’S MOTHER (CONT’D)
Kenny it’s been TWO WEEKS and you’ve done NOTHING ELSE! All your friends are playing outside.
KENNY
(showing it t o her)
I almost got to level 60!
KENNY’S MOTHER
Who cares if you’ve almost made it to level 60?! You’re wasting your LIFE, Kenny! If you died tomorrow, what would have to show for your it?! You’re gonna end up wishing you’d done more with your life just like your deadbeat father!
KENNY’S FATHER
Hey, I heard that bitch!
KENNY’S MOTHER
I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU ASSHOLE!
KENNY’S FATHER
HOW ABOUT I COME IN THERE AND KICK YOUR TEETH IN?!
KENNY’S MOTHER
I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!!!
Kenny gets up and walks away, still playing the game.
EXT. KENNY’S HOUSE – DAY
Kenny walks out his front door, still playing PSP all the while. We can hear voices in the background.
KENNY’S FATHER (O.S.)
GOD DAMMIT YOU HAVE TO SMART OFF TO ME IN MY OWN HOUSE?!
KENNY’S MOTHER (O.S.)
It’S MY HOUSE TOO YOU NO GOOD LOSER!
He walks down the lawn and out into the street.
GAME
YOU HAVE REACHED LEVEL 60!!!!
Kenny stops and jumps up and down.
KENNY
WOO HOO!!!! I DID IT!!! I REACHED LEVEL SIXTY! YYYEAH!!!
WHAM!!! Kenny gets ran over by an ice cream truck, playing ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC.
INT. ICE CREAM TRUCK – MOVING
The driver in the truck is playing PSP while he drives.
ICE CREAM TRUCK DRIVER
OH YEAH! LEVEL FOUR!!! SWEET!

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43 thoughts on “Kenny Plays Video Games Until He Dies – SOUTH PARK”

  34. So Kenny is shaping up to be just like his dead-beat father…

    Mr. McCormick heard that from the other room…

    But she wasn’t talking about him…

    So now we have 2 paternal mysteries

    1) who is Cartman’s mother

    2) who is Kenny’s father

    Just to cover my bases, Liane Cartman is Eric’s father… if they’ve ever revealed who his mother is, then I must’ve missed it

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