Unfortunate circumstance. Never in my life I hope to get in a valorant match and see these exact teammates on my team again. This is hornswoggling. I have never seen worse players in my life. This is just a true Phoenix Diff, Raze Diff, Reyna Diff. Truly unbelievable. i just have a real and true question, how are you this bad yet climbed into this shitty rank? Don’t even answer, there is no point, I already know, you’re MOTHAFUCKIN BOOSTED you shitter. Every single game I queue I struggle to get human beings with a functional spinal cord, and brain steam so they can coordinate themselves slightly to possibly give me some sort of help against the enemies. Good luck on future endeavors in this game. but all I can say is I wish you the worst and hope you spiral downward into depression and demote to bronze where you belong. Amen.
Shoutout to renzosaurus for the voice over.
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Yoru wrote a whole essay in Valorant after losing the game. According to him, 3 of his teammates instalocked duelists so him and his duo picked Yoru and Jett. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so tilted and malding from his teammates. Also this is Diamond/Immortal Elo. In an effort to produce higher quality content, here is shotgun neon with some commentary. Hope you guys enjoy the content.
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Songs:
Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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Weather Report – Zeeky Beats
Travel – Lukrembo
The Mediterranean Jazz Piano – BuGuMi
Vlog, Jazz Music – BuGuMi
#Valorant #Copypasta #YoruEssay
Source
“babe come to bed”
“hold on sweety, these autolockers are botfragging I need to write an essay at least 300 words”
early gang
when no rework
with neons slides you have to look to were you want to slide so quickly look one direction, right click and then look where u want to go
You haven’t seen Filipino trashtalk
I understand Neon is bussin rn, but damn lets admire the good music in this video.
based
I've only watched the first 2 mins but this looks like a great change for your content. Keep it up dude.
imagine sending this in iron 1
Phoenix coming in with the 7/16
Unfortunate circumstance. Never in my life I hope to get in a valorant and see these exact teammates on my team again. This is hornswaggling. I have never seen worse players in my life. This is just a true Phoenix diff, Raze diff, Reyna diff. Truly unbelievable. I just have a real and true question, how are you this bad yet climbed into this shitty rank? Don't even answer, there is no point. I already know, you're so MOTHAFUCKIN BOOSTED you shitter. Every single game I queuel struggle to get human beings with a functional spinal cord, and brain steam so they can coordinate themselves slightly to possibly give me some sort of help againts the enemies. Goodluck on future endeavors in this game, but all i can say is I wish you the worse and hope you spiral downward into depression and demote to bronze where you belong. Amen.
1:00 what's the name of this song
Maybe the enemy team wasnt that bad, quarkwy just too good
I personally agree with the yoru, everytime I queue up (gold lobbies) people that autolock are absolute dogshit. they don't entry, baits the whole team, and blames their teammates. (hk/sg servers)
new copypasta courtesy of one yoru tbh
Also awesome job by renzosaurus from twitch on Arthas like voice acting
Man that was indeed a wierd comp which I didn't expect for a immortal game. So yeah I kinda believe the yoru
Its clearly a copypasta…. he didnt write and thats obvs
brain steam
BROOO THIS GUY'S VOICE IS PERFECTTTTTTLY FITTING
i plan on maining yoru because the character is really fun to play and hes getting some juicy buffs
From what I've learned, neon slides timing is just like bunny hop timing. U can slides backwards to if u got the timing right.
I always write essay times 2 longer than that to win my arguements, but they always end up answering me in 1 word even though he provably didn't read my essay he or everyone would always say "so?"
I clicked on this thinking it was a ziptie vid with the yoru thumbnail LMFAO
hmmm new pasta😋
what a damn pretty good essay. sbould probably fame it and hang it.
but i mean, 4 duelists? including yoru?
Truly a beautiful story of a game. Thank you!
Noice yoru
lmaoooo, the voice is really suits well
I love every bit of that paragraph xdddddddddd
unfortunate circumstance. never in my life i hope to get in a valorant match and see these exact teammates on my team again.
this is hornswoggling
i have never seen worse players in my life.
this is just a true phoenix diff, raze diff, reyna diff. truely unbelieveable.
i just have a real and true question ; how are you this bad yet climbed into this shitty rank?
dont even answer, there is no point, I already know, you're a motherfing boosted (caps) you sh11tter. every single game i queuel struggle to get human beings with a functional spinal chord and brain stem so they can coordinate themselves slightly to possibly give me some sort of help against the enemies. goodluck on future endeavours in this game, but all i can say is i wish you the worst and hope you spinal downward into depression and demote to bronze where you belong. amen
this is for copypastA