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alanzoka jogando Resident Evil Village
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alanzoka jogando Resident Evil Village
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KKKKKKKKKKK VAI TER UM PEIXE GIGANTE COM BARCO E TUDO EM VEZ DE FALA QUE VAI TE UM PEIXER GUGANTE QUE VAI EM GOLI ELE COM BARCO E TUDO
q agonia do Alan n vendendo as armas velhas
se o leon ve esse monstro da agua ele fala "porra de novo "
Escada: desça vim te ajudar
Alan: fds vô pula logo
Del lago o nome do peixao gigante do re 4 zerei mil vezes
Chefão: Não olha assim pra mim
O que eu imagino ele falando: Para que eu sou tímido 😳
Eu to me retorcendo todo aqui vendo o Alan com esse inventário lotado pqp Alan
"Ave Maria cheia disgraça" 🤣🤣🤣
Reza a lenda que o Moreau é o filho do Bluezão de um universo alternativo
caralho alan n vende a porra das armas antigas
Alan usando as armas iniciais que são claramente mais fracas e se perguntando porque tava demorando pra matar kkkkkkk
Lança:*Acaba a munição*
Alan: Vou pegar a sniper
Eu: KKKKKKKKK F0D30 KKKKKKKKKKK
Alguém poderia me explicar como se mata um peixe afogado??
alan 2021 : "tem q ligar a energia pra matar o peixe afogado" kkkkkkkkkkk OO PEIXE AFOGADO kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk rachei
1:09:56 quando ele mata o bicho
Me dá agonia ver o Alan upando as armas ruins, ao invés de upar as novas
Eu suspeitando que a mãe Miranda é a Mia 🤔🤔🤔🤔 será que só eu suspeito disso?
Cara, eu estou assistindo do lado da minha prima evangélica.. BEM NA HORA QUE EU DOU PLAY O ALAN FALA: "preciso de mais bala pra 12 * atira *.. preciso de mais erva também. * olha o chat * não vou vender arma não, tenho que ter bacana pra mostrar pros coleguinhas na escola.." MAANOO
O Alan querendo matar um peixe afogado kkkkk
o biquinho q ele faz é mt bom mn
4:31 eis que a mina que você ficou te chama para casa dela e vê você na rua.
entendi o ódio do povo dos comentários
O pessoal não entende
O Alan tem um QI tão grande
que quando ele vai fazer uns Puzzle fácil
O QI dele fica negativo 😎
So eu que achava que quando ele morria o locosomen comia o coiso dele??
Alan é pior que o zoro pqp skskskskskskskskskks
Porquanto se levantará nação contra nação, e reino contra reino, e haverá fomes, e pestes, e terremotos, em vários lugares.” (Mateus 24.7)
n fala q da pra jogar tetris nao, se n o cellbit te bane das live dele
Que nervoso o Alan não usa as armas boas mds
Jogo: vamos colocar uma arma forte pra matar um oponente forte.
Alan: tô com arma nova, mas n vou testar no monstro
Por incrível que pareça a primeira coisa que pensei foi colocar fogo nos zumbis e chamar atenção deles e por incrível que pareça era isso msm kkk
"Preciso restaurar a energia pra matar o peixe afogado" O BERRO
6:39 Alan sentindo o poder! KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Poxa…. Eu to triste pelo Monroe… Ta q ele é do mal mas o pessoal faz bulliyng com ele pelo visto sem falar q ele só qr ser amado pela "mãe"
VENDE AS ARMAS 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Alan com 5 granada e não destrui a barreira do mapa mds
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1:46:24 Alan:ó peguei uma gazua
A bomba de tubo: ta me tirando?
Eu adoro assistir o Alan. Mas em jogos tipo RE tenho que admitir que prefiro ver o funky jogando. Funky presta atenção nas coisas. Vai atrás dos tesouros, olha pra ver que armas são melhores e quais são piores… Jogo tipo RE não é o forte do Alan. E tem gente que diz que ele é Zé Lootinho… Não sabem o que é isso só pode, pq o tanto de coisa que o Alan deixa pra trás não tá escrito
Puts véi o Alan com pistola melhor e ele usa a mais fraca que tá atualizada e 12 melhorada e usa 12 atualizada kkk
Meu deus que agonia do Alan não vender a 12