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Can I get a few of those I need for personal use on some enemies of mine
Salamander? Iron fist? No wait i got it….blood angel?
Ultramarine: I must save humanity's genetic pool from that.
But what chapter was he from?….
Pretty mean ngl
Ha, classic Black Templar.
He was probably a chaos spy
Plot twist, they were from alpha legion
The commissar was grateful for to put that guardsman out of his misery
🥚
So he’s dumb and annoying because he doesn’t know the iconography of a particular space marine chapter, the kind of warriors who are so rare many common citizens of the Imperium consider them to be mythology? Good dub but the comic wasn’t funny.
i think the joke here is that the guardsmen isn´t supose to know there are multiple space marine chapters, as the information regarding them is deemed prohibited knowlegde for the common populace (A.K.A where most astra militarum regiments comesfrom) by the govermental institutions in the imperium, so the space marine kills him in order to maintain that veil of ignorance over the soldiers they are fighting with.
or could it be that he just doesn´t know what a fucking Ultramarine is.
In his defense, most imperial citizens (guardsmen included) don’t even know if Space Marines are real or not.
Be lowly guardsman who was probably recruited from some backwater world to fight for the Emperor. You finally get to come face to face with an Astartes, one of the Emperor's Angels, something very few guardsmen get to see overall. Having come from a backwater world and not having much information on the Space Marines and their heraldry you, ask him just to be sure… only to be rewards with a melter charge to the head and a violent death.
Maybe the imperium needs better education
Be me
Be some random uneducated farmer from middle of nowhere agri world
First time i heard anything about the space marine "chapters" was one week ago when i was told id be fighting with them in some war i didnt understand anything about. Also cant read.
Be excited cuz ive still heard stories of the emperors angels of death
I ask him what chapter hes from
He gives me an award for inteligence for some reason.
It beeps.
Pretty sure thats a melta charge.
No couldnt be. Must just be my paranoia talking.
Oh shit hes walking away better thank him while i still can. Hes an emperor damned space marine after all.
"thanks space marine!"
Burn to death in 0,8 seconds
Hear snickering
Dont care to find out what bullshitery is going on
Just mad as hell
Shout a traditional insult from my home planet
"FUCKING FUCK YOU SPACE MARINE, AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHE-"
Be immedeatly transported to a weird hellscape that hurts my head to look at.
Feel something prode my back as a purple crab claw falls on my shoulder
Fuck
Yes brother
I’ve rewatched this 17 times and I regret nothing
Bold of you to assume guardsmen can read.
It's kinda funny because I feel like both people would actually act this way.
I mean, you've been living in a shitty hive world in a dark corner of space when you've been drafted. You get a two week training course on how to use Lasguns and get plopped on a planet and see the hulking mass that is this ceramite clad warrior. You hear your guard buddies whisper "space marine!" And you've always been the social sort, so you ask him "what chapter you from?"
You're a grizzled veteran. Survived the last tyrant war, fought off the ghastly servants of mortarion, and most recently, survived primarisification and earned moderate success in the imperium nihilus campaigns. You are decked out in the honors of your chapter, showing off your pedigree as a warrior. When your brothers look at you, they give a small nod of respect, and worship you as a worthy vessel for the emperor's wrath and an example of what it means to be an ultramarine…. but then some smhuck is like "yo, who are you?"… this space marine is probably gonna join chaos, just saying 🙂
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Who could have guessed that psychopaths make for terrible COs?
They certainly can't deliver on a punchline… That was awful.
But… what if the guardsman was illiterate and colorblind?
"for a heretic, he flew preety good."
The quartermaster will not be happy.
He wasted a melta charge on a single infantry soldier.
And a allied one as well!
I see the Ultramarine reputation for thinking themselves above others is alive and well 😉