small print: side effects not covered under personal health-insurance polices Me: Excuse me sir I’m more worried about the worms in my go go snow blow?
Me, playing the game and seeing this ad for the first time: "Okay, yeah – open and free use of relatively harsh shit like coke is about on par for what I'd consider a dystopia…" Me, after over a hundred hours: "Is that… worms in the coke packs?! What is this, some sort of veiled reference to tequila worms? Whatever it is, I feel a sudden and irrepressible urge to clean up my diet, hug my mom and maybe start attending Sunday school several decades too late."
Plot twist, it's made of Substance D. "What does a scanner see? he asked himself. I mean, really see? Into the head? Down into the heart? Does a passive infrared scanner like they used to use or a cube-type holo-scanner like they use these days, the latest thing, see into me – into us – clearly or darkly? I hope it does, he thought, see clearly, because I can't any longer these days see into myself. I see only murk. Murk outside; murk inside. I hope, for everyone's sake, the scanners do better. Because, he thought, if the scanner sees only darkly, the way I myself do, then we are cursed, cursed again and like we have been continually, and we'll wind up dead this way, knowing very little and getting that little fragment wrong too." Through a Kiroshi darkly.
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small print: side effects not covered under personal health-insurance polices
Me: Excuse me sir I’m more worried about the worms in my go go snow blow?
5G
Mr. Whitey narrates half the ads in the game, what a sellout…
This is definently a Heisenberg (breaking bad) reference
Okay, it's obviously coke, but what the fuck are those tentacles?
Mr Whitey where is my 20003km/h methe?
Octane's father.
Wait a Min!
Is that Gandhi?
Me, playing the game and seeing this ad for the first time: "Okay, yeah – open and free use of relatively harsh shit like coke is about on par for what I'd consider a dystopia…"
Me, after over a hundred hours: "Is that… worms in the coke packs?! What is this, some sort of veiled reference to tequila worms? Whatever it is, I feel a sudden and irrepressible urge to clean up my diet, hug my mom and maybe start attending Sunday school several decades too late."
Warning: Side Effects Not Covered Under Federal Health-Insurance Polices. =(
Plot twist, it's made of Substance D. "What does a scanner see? he asked himself. I mean, really see? Into the head? Down into the heart? Does a passive infrared scanner like they used to use or a cube-type holo-scanner like they use these days, the latest thing, see into me – into us – clearly or darkly? I hope it does, he thought, see clearly, because I can't any longer these days see into myself. I see only murk. Murk outside; murk inside. I hope, for everyone's sake, the scanners do better. Because, he thought, if the scanner sees only darkly, the way I myself do, then we are cursed, cursed again and like we have been continually, and we'll wind up dead this way, knowing very little and getting that little fragment wrong too." Through a Kiroshi darkly.
Waiting for that one that goes AAAAAAAOOOOOOORRRGIATIC
I wish the game could be as perfect as these ads man…
Every. Single. Time. I am in an elevator this ad plays and it confuses me. Is it a drug? candy? sushi?
If only my PC could run this
Why is it wiggling
Mr Whitey is from Transmetropolitan
Don't know why, but this ad is highly addictive.
MOST ANNOYING THING IN THE GAME!
это же Ганди епт
If Gandhi Was Alive In 2077
Legalize cocaine
only a spoonful
I like your channel!
This sounds like fake audio for some unknown reason
Hey, it's the same guy who did the narration for the (fake) gameplay demo from 2018!
Почему голос так похож на сыендука?😂😂😂
Looks like Saul Goodman hired Jesse Pinkman to make a commercial for Walter White's new business.
Chromanticore or Orgiatic next possibly?
I bet we're all waiting for the milfguard ad
this ad is so anoyinng
the artistic part and writing is 10/10.
If amphetamin is legal^^
So Mr Whitey is basicly White Twix with cocain?