Wait, but what if we don't have the right amount of funds. I mean yeah sure I could just rob a bank, but what if I'm too poor to buy a gun to rob a bank?
I like the idea that every Dark Lord and Lady goes to the same afterlife, not a hell, really, just sort of a common room of sorts that they get to chill in and watch all the other Dark Brethren in their journey to [Insert Dark Intent]. Just a bunch of evil people watching other evil people, sometimes even based off of them, do the things that they also tried. The Villain Cinematic Universe, the VCU, if you will. Thank you for gifting this wonderful world to us.
Dude, seriously thanks. I was looking for this. All my schemes are usually foiled or there some element of henchman/woman error involved and I was seriously considering retirement. But thanks to your program I’m back to traumatizing the Chosen One while concocting evil schemes for world domination. Thank you, Daniel Greene!
instructions unclear: The tactician saw my position as "disadvantageous", she said something along the lines of "prophecy can not be changed, therefore we can't win". She has since turned on us and things have been going downhill.
You kill a chosen one the same way you kill a Jedi from as far away as possible with as much explosives as possible
And also with a shotgun because a lightsaber ain’t gonna stop the molten bullets or superheated gas hitting them And also bullets fly faster then blaster bolts
Listen, if you are gonna make funny videos like this than you should consider just writing a short….really short…..maybe five page long novel on this. It would rock the book indistry
Idk what we just watched either.
So, for the Wheel of Time dark lord:
-Padan Fain=bad hire
-Slayer=good hire
Lanfear=bad hire
Semirhage=good hire
Perrin=bad hire
Just hire Slayer again.
WTH Daniel?
I love that you chose Hedy Lamar to represent your Kathy, firm respect for the queen
Kevin would love this guy.
Wait, but what if we don't have the right amount of funds. I mean yeah sure I could just rob a bank, but what if I'm too poor to buy a gun to rob a bank?
So basicly… become a fantasy crime boss
Hm, yes.
“Tempting is their entire job”
Where can I sign up for classes?
Read the book “Hench” take my word for it.
I like the idea that every Dark Lord and Lady goes to the same afterlife, not a hell, really, just sort of a common room of sorts that they get to chill in and watch all the other Dark Brethren in their journey to [Insert Dark Intent]. Just a bunch of evil people watching other evil people, sometimes even based off of them, do the things that they also tried. The Villain Cinematic Universe, the VCU, if you will. Thank you for gifting this wonderful world to us.
I wouldn't count Rich Evans out so easily, he is awfully good at seduction
Sponsored by the Evil League of Evil
"We're dark villains, not creeps " 😂
Dude, seriously thanks. I was looking for this. All my schemes are usually foiled or there some element of henchman/woman error involved and I was seriously considering retirement. But thanks to your program I’m back to traumatizing the Chosen One while concocting evil schemes for world domination. Thank you, Daniel Greene!
Screw that I’m going to get the Thrawn. You know the type.
instructions unclear: The tactician saw my position as "disadvantageous", she said something along the lines of "prophecy can not be changed, therefore we can't win". She has since turned on us and things have been going downhill.
These skits are actually so good
That Rich Evans picture killed me XD
You kill a chosen one the same way you kill a Jedi from as far away as possible with as much explosives as possible
And also with a shotgun because a lightsaber ain’t gonna stop the molten bullets or superheated gas hitting them
And also bullets fly faster then blaster bolts
This guy would understand why my first question in every modern ttrpg game I play is "Ok, does my character know how to get his hands on some C4?"
Edit: Or if possible, has a background of some sort relating to black market connections…specifically ones that specialize in explosives.
What I'm still the good guy. Sometimes the Dark lord needs to be blown the hell up!
2 ton 21
Hench 4 Life
RICH EVANS
KNOWN SEDUCER
hopefully this spreads, i have been looking for a good henchman job for a few years now
Dark Lords and Ladies and Diverse! Not all are binary human!
Ooof, a missed opportunity in the slogan. "Just because it's evil doesn't mean you can't be good at it"
Listen, if you are gonna make funny videos like this than you should consider just writing a short….really short…..maybe five page long novel on this. It would rock the book indistry