Eggman Takes Over the US Healthcare System



They capped insulin at $35 for seniors literally while I was working on this.

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  1. "The US health care system can't possibly get any more cartoonishly evil!"

    Canada: "Have you considered telling patients to (not alive) Themselves?"

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  2. There's an article going around about some American company trying to cap their insulin at $35 and I kinda believe it's to recoup recent stock loss from the infamous "Insulin is free now" blue checkmark troll tweet.

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  3. Dammit Obama care!, that's it! It's not far enough, I'm going to canada!

    "I need pills every month for my leg pain"

    Nurse: "ya know, it'd be cheaper to just kill ya"

    "But I…"

    "Nuh uhhh, go on, do it, do it now!"

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  4. Eggman: "Oh wait, I've got it! I'll just invent a bunch of obscure terms that no one can understand without the equivalent research time of a university project put into each, each with their own caveats to what a person's insurance actually covers! People won't even read it, and will be blindsided by thousands of dollars in medical bills they believed were being covered!"
    Shadow, internally: "I'm not even gonna say anything."

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  5. I don’t think Eggman would make it evil, he’s more of a narcissist. I think he would have an army of robots giving out second rate care that would also be plastering his face on every pill, cast, and pacemaker. So, an improvement.

    Also “my country”? He’s Japanese, if anything.

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  6. I mean, the issues with the healthcare systems aren't really the governments doing so much as they're allowed to happen due to the negligence and corruption of the government by huge corporations

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  7. Eggman: "then I'll, uh… place bombs within their medical storage units! And blow them up! So that even the people could normally afford healthcare won't be able to anymore! And I'll lobby to make not having healthcare a crime punishable by death! Hahahaha!"
    Shadow: "I'm pretty sure they're planning to do that."

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  8. Shadow is absolutely the most well-educated Sonic character, and it is precisely his intelligence and knowledge that make him cynical and apathetic, because he understands how screwed up the world is lol.

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  9. Robotnikare ftw. 😆 To be fair, our health care system in Canada isn’t anything to boast about (at least here in Quebec). A record number of doctors are leaving the public system to go private anyway, so what’s the point lol. I always joke that you either pay a fortune to see someone competent, or you die in the waiting room for free. Medication like insulin is a lot cheaper here though, that’s true…

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