There's an article going around about some American company trying to cap their insulin at $35 and I kinda believe it's to recoup recent stock loss from the infamous "Insulin is free now" blue checkmark troll tweet.
Eggman: "Oh wait, I've got it! I'll just invent a bunch of obscure terms that no one can understand without the equivalent research time of a university project put into each, each with their own caveats to what a person's insurance actually covers! People won't even read it, and will be blindsided by thousands of dollars in medical bills they believed were being covered!" Shadow, internally: "I'm not even gonna say anything."
I don’t think Eggman would make it evil, he’s more of a narcissist. I think he would have an army of robots giving out second rate care that would also be plastering his face on every pill, cast, and pacemaker. So, an improvement.
I mean, the issues with the healthcare systems aren't really the governments doing so much as they're allowed to happen due to the negligence and corruption of the government by huge corporations
Eggman: "then I'll, uh… place bombs within their medical storage units! And blow them up! So that even the people could normally afford healthcare won't be able to anymore! And I'll lobby to make not having healthcare a crime punishable by death! Hahahaha!" Shadow: "I'm pretty sure they're planning to do that."
It was really nice of Robotnik taking over the Healthcare system of the United States of America, He's really a nice guy! Let's hope He becomes president!
Shadow is absolutely the most well-educated Sonic character, and it is precisely his intelligence and knowledge that make him cynical and apathetic, because he understands how screwed up the world is lol.
Robotnikare ftw. 😆 To be fair, our health care system in Canada isn’t anything to boast about (at least here in Quebec). A record number of doctors are leaving the public system to go private anyway, so what’s the point lol. I always joke that you either pay a fortune to see someone competent, or you die in the waiting room for free. Medication like insulin is a lot cheaper here though, that’s true…
The US has been known to do this type of stuff for decades. Only the rich can survive here because only the rich can afford to live here (based on health over time).
Well, at least Eggman isn't planning to take control of the Canadian healthcare system. He'd have to do something especially diabolical to compete with that.
"The US health care system can't possibly get any more cartoonishly evil!"
Canada: "Have you considered telling patients to (not alive) Themselves?"
as a diabetic person, I can concur that the US has in fact punched me in the face with the price of insulin
NOW if he was really evil hed switch us to socialist healthcare system with the canadian wait times
The US has an obesity epidemic
The fact that you referenced the canon fact of Eggman being a feminist is a testimony to your craft bro.
You did it again good sir. Bravo lmao
There's an article going around about some American company trying to cap their insulin at $35 and I kinda believe it's to recoup recent stock loss from the infamous "Insulin is free now" blue checkmark troll tweet.
Dammit Obama care!, that's it! It's not far enough, I'm going to canada!
"I need pills every month for my leg pain"
Nurse: "ya know, it'd be cheaper to just kill ya"
"But I…"
"Nuh uhhh, go on, do it, do it now!"
bro 💀
…oh boy
Yay let's teach eggman the step by step process of the US educational system i know its very flawed do I know how? No. And i like to keep it that way
Eggman: "Oh wait, I've got it! I'll just invent a bunch of obscure terms that no one can understand without the equivalent research time of a university project put into each, each with their own caveats to what a person's insurance actually covers! People won't even read it, and will be blindsided by thousands of dollars in medical bills they believed were being covered!"
Shadow, internally: "I'm not even gonna say anything."
If only Dr. Eggman is not cartoon villain.
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"What? Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist."
– Knuckles, Sonic Boom.
i only saw the title and knew exactly where it was going
I don’t think Eggman would make it evil, he’s more of a narcissist. I think he would have an army of robots giving out second rate care that would also be plastering his face on every pill, cast, and pacemaker. So, an improvement.
Also “my country”? He’s Japanese, if anything.
I mean, the issues with the healthcare systems aren't really the governments doing so much as they're allowed to happen due to the negligence and corruption of the government by huge corporations
Eggman: "then I'll, uh… place bombs within their medical storage units! And blow them up! So that even the people could normally afford healthcare won't be able to anymore! And I'll lobby to make not having healthcare a crime punishable by death! Hahahaha!"
Shadow: "I'm pretty sure they're planning to do that."
At the end, I thought he was going to say DMV, but I like his idea too.
me watching this in europe
It was really nice of Robotnik taking over the Healthcare system of the United States of America, He's really a nice guy! Let's hope He becomes president!
Shadow is suprisingly well informed for an amnesiac labrat.
Shadow is absolutely the most well-educated Sonic character, and it is precisely his intelligence and knowledge that make him cynical and apathetic, because he understands how screwed up the world is lol.
Oh, how I love living in the US of A. We are simultaneously the most free and least free
Honestly I'd feel like I contribute to less evil if I literally worked for Eggman than my current coporate employers…
Robotnikare ftw. 😆 To be fair, our health care system in Canada isn’t anything to boast about (at least here in Quebec). A record number of doctors are leaving the public system to go private anyway, so what’s the point lol. I always joke that you either pay a fortune to see someone competent, or you die in the waiting room for free. Medication like insulin is a lot cheaper here though, that’s true…
eggman more kind than current US healthcare system
i knew that last joke was coming, still good
Now I wanna see a follow up video regarding Eggman being MORE disgusted by the educational system. He is a genius after all
The US has been known to do this type of stuff for decades. Only the rich can survive here because only the rich can afford to live here (based on health over time).
the evil US healthcare requires no money
The UK might be joining you soon but it'll be the the utility companies that do us in
"they do that too.."
he should make something more diabolical like make gas price go up
I’m glad that you included the canonical fact that Eggman is a feminist
And there will still be millions of people for some reason defending this treatment of themselves.
"they certainly beat you to punching diabetics"
HAAAaaaAAaAAaaAaAh
Well, at least Eggman isn't planning to take control of the Canadian healthcare system. He'd have to do something especially diabolical to compete with that.
Maybe Eggman will do something about the Adderall shortage
I don't know what make it worst, the fact that country sells insulina at 20$ or the fact that My country is one of those call "third world".
"oh boy.."
Eggman had to stop and take over Nestle first
I've learned so much about corruption in U.S. Healthcare system in 3 mins then most of life in school
Eggman is nicer than the US healthcare system 😃
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Let this video be a wake up call to anyone living in the US. Let's fix this garage medical system.