Stealth games from the early 2010’s like Hitman Absolution and Splinter Cell Conviction have given me some of the worst writer’s block I’ve ever faced, not because they lack sins but because their plots lacked any creativity or interest. If you want them, here are the sins of Hitman Absolution.
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I forgot this game even existed
The over-use of the"F" word is just terrible dialogue and trying too hard to be cool.💯
This is the best Hitman game. Fight me.
Dexter tries to frame hitman for murder. I don't even.
the plot could be crap, but watching StealthGamerBR playing this game makes the game a masterpiece!
The best part is that 47 has flashbacks of when he “killed” Diana throughout the story to show how he’s disturbed by what he’s done even though he knows she’s not dead 😂
Just played this recently after playing the new games. This game is definitely more guns blazing than others.
I feel bad this game is the black sheep of Hitman, it was my first one and I loved it enough to be interested when Hitman 2016 came out and it led me to playing Blood Money and Contracts.
best to imagine that this game doesn't exist
Metro: Last Light sins video? It is the measuring stick for gaming boobs
Anyone remember that dude that shouted bar fight good times
I actually enjoyed this game but I have to agree nothing in terms of story makes sense
Even though I love this game, there is a big sin that annoys me at points and that's Victoria's outfit. When she's kidnapped by Lenny at the orphanage, she's wearing those pyjamas though when we next see her in the Doctor's Lab, she's back in her school uniform that should've been still at the Orphanage and I doubt the Hope Idiots, I like to call them would be smart enough to pick up said clothes.
Plus I can answer that sin about why The Agency employs The Saints. It's mentioned right at the beginning, after Diana purged the old Agency exposing all agents… Travis reformed the Agency focusing away of what the Agency used to be like. It seemed after 47, the Agency's scalpel; turned sides, Travis wanted a Hammer's take on the organisation. Taking violence and brutality to a whole new level where stealth is old hat and inadequate and explosions are the new course of the day.
In any other game Dexter would’ve been a great villain
Thank you Dartigan. I enjoy your videos very much. Awesome sense of humor.
You deserve more subscribers
I hope he covers splinter cell blacklist at some point, it was good but I’d still like to hear his opinions on it
I really liked Absolution
Silent hill DownPoor, sin that shit for us pal.
Technically police do arrive at a fire, or any kind of emergency. The fire could be arson. They’re supposed to make sure the scene is “safe” enough for other first responders.
Great as always
Why is the dmc devil may cry bad guy in this game?
I am once again asking for a gamingsins video about a Halo game
Not the best story, but it had some great kills, and some good mechanics that the WoA trilogy would later adapt. I liked how dark and depraved Absolution was. Hitman Contracts had the Meat King's Party, and Blood Money had a Christmas-themed Playboy Bash. Trust me, the bdsm and sexy nuns aren't all that out of place
I hope they do a remake for hitman 5 with bigger world sandbox
Easily top three most disappointing games to me as a giant Blood Money fan… I am glad they got back to what made the series great.
The game looked good, but had basically two decent levels.
Your either the bad guy or a Liberal, damn dartigan popping those redpills between sins
I only remember the wrestling match in t whole game.
At least Absolution had story. Reboot hitman is like super mario just gameplay without any story. Lazy BS
I find going gunsblazing is more fun than waiting to set up "accident" to take out targets..and its easier too..
This is the kid at school who tells the teacher she forgot to assign homework comeback and make everyone do it again because the teacher messed up one of the questions
Man I never realized how bad the plot of this game was 😂
Minus 10 sins for the crows that land upon you when you pose as a scarecrow. I laughed for days! 🤣😂
The bigest sin of this game is exists, this and come after Blood Money, the best Hitman back then
This game wasn't bad just the story was all over the place
I also remember that disgusting check point system
"Diana doesn't seem to understand this whole going rogue thing… she has to know that this is the exact kind of situation 47 has infiltrated around a hundred times or more by now."
… duh? Did you miss the part 30 seconds ago where Diana makes it expressly clear, both to Victoria and to the player, that she knows 47 is coming? She wants him to. That's the point.
You got pretty much everything else right, though.
Should have combined more and gotten to 47 sins.
Absolution was the perfect Hitman game for people who hate Hitman games.
Hitman has a *plot*???
I enjoyed playing this game though it seems to be the opposite
Trying to make a man who sounds like a psychopath with every word coming out of his mouth look like the good guy really doesn’t work.
Absolution was the first Hitman I played and I liked it but now… eww
Only sith deal in absolutes.
You should've added 1000 sins at the start over Square Enix's stupidity with this game.
Rewatch the original e3 debut and you'll hear that they originally had a new voice actor for Agent 47. The backlash was so intense, that when Square saw borderline zero pre-orders for the game, they scrambled at the 11th hour to have the original voice actor do all off the lines a month before the game shipped.
you get a like for dissing liberals….and ur video is good too.
Hold up. Is that really how the game ends?