HITMAN 3 and its the best & funny dialogues with puns between 47 and his targets or random NPCs on his way to complete missions in the Trilogy. It means all the mission from HITMAN 1 GOTY, HITMAN 2 and expansions with of course the last installment in the series. I’ve included the funniest dialogues (in my opinion) found on all of the maps so far, remember that in HITMAN 1 our hero was not so chatty as in second and third season. Keep in mind that some of his interactions are very short like responding to a NPC with a witty oneliner, some are a little bit longer and few of them are quite long like a job interview at Milton-Fitzpatrick in New York. Some of these dialogues you might remember from a previous video in HITMAN 2, thus some of them were restored, some way shorter and in few instances, I’ve been able even more funny dialogues. With some choices of course you might be not so satisfied (I had to cut some dialogues because they were either way too long and were not so important + I’ve maybe already showed them before and were also too long).
Previous Part – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcrcDxS7XeQ
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Previous Part -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcrcDxS7XeQ
00:00 – Death of Soders in Hokkaido
00:30 – Flamingo Mascot in Miami
01:37 – Mr Cortazar in Mendoza
02:04 – Oscar LaFayette in Sapienza
03:15 – Repair of Sun Installation in Dubai
03:35 – Fortune Teller in A House Built on Sand
04:43 – Doctor 47 in HAVEN Island
05:25 – Juice Bar in Berlin
05:50 – Bank Teller in New York
06:45 – Dubai Security Guard
07:05 – Father Francesco in Landslide
07:55 – Mumbai Portrait Painting
08:55 – Dartmoor Family Photo
09:00 – Chongqing, Attending experiment as homeless
09:18 – Abel Da Silva in Bangkok
09:55 – House Sale in Whittleton Creek
10:50 – The Vulture in Dubai
11:05 – Meeting Dalia as Helmut
11:20 – Polygraph in Isle of Sgail
11:45 – Detective in Dartmoor
11:55 – Director in Hokkaido
12:17 – Shaving Maelstrom in Mumbai
12:15 – Serving Pinot Noir in Mendoza
13:10 – Yoga Lesson in Hokkaido
13:32 – Submarine accident in Santa Fortuna
13:47 – Funeral in Dartmoor
14:00 – Doctor 47 in Miami
14:40 – DJ Booth in Berlin
14:54 – Meeting Vanya in Mumbai
15:50 – Termination in New York
16:14 – Talented Mr. Rieper in Mendoza
19:12 – Job Interview in New York
22:35 – Tattoo Work in Santa Fortuna
24:05 – The Tour in Mendoza
cough cough
Mr william: aw hell, can't you do anything to strangle this cough,doc?
Doctor 47: i have few ideas
Proceed to garrote
floral 😂 extract hemlock …..
Banker…. corporate liquidator 😂
I’ll tell you, I wasn’t on standby.
Thanks for this. It's amazing.
love this
I swear it. 47’s actor makes it worthwhile.
I haven't seen some of these yet, so thank you for this video!
Ah this is rich I'm still trying to get a copy of hitman 3 but the areas I went to doesn't have it and it's not being sold shipping wise
Guard: I have a friend… who's into cosplay and stuff
Me:… it's you isn't it?
11:58 is that 47 ?? It doesnt look lime him at all
lol do you think higmoore consulting is related to hanna high more?
What's the name of Hitman's voice actor? He's great.
If someone saying these lines to me, I know I'll be next
Why u lie in title that this is from hitman 3 when first clip is from hitman 1 ?
Pierces the guys skull with a tattoo needle
“He looked a little dead after I was finished with him”
And they say that 47 is antisocial…
"I'll consider her dead when i leave" well no need to consider it again pal! I have the perfect solution for you!
Bro 47 straight up told her it was poisonous and got away with it
Atleast he's honest
For the Father Francesco one im bummed 47 didn't say "I believe in absolution' instead of "I believe in forgiveness". It'd work for the priest disguise and double as a Hitman Absolution title drop refrence.
Absolution by definition- formal release from guilt, obligation, or punishment.
So it would've worked with his disguise AND doubled as a cheeky reference
the way he says "CORRECT" at 0:47 😂😂😂
2:05 peter parker's voice??
24:00 the best one 😂
Why does that indian guy makes me angry?
The way Diana so tired of 47 shit is hilarious
I think that now the trilogy had ended and 47 said that "47" isn't his name anymore, I believe he took the name "Tobias Rieper"
which means "To Buy Death" (or "To Pay Death) since he kills by contracts.
Well , No more Hitman for atleast 5-7 years , Very sad But still One of the Finest Modern Stealth Trilogies ever made