Did you know Kingpin (Marvel) from Spider-Man (Marvel) in “Spider-Man the Animated Series” (Marvel) is kinda fat (DC)? Like he looks like a big boy. A large fella? Hahaha this is just a filler post because I’m still working on a Death Note vid! Wow you read the description so now you now that earlier than everyone else, crazy
Kingpin voiced by @skurletonVA
Second channel: @Solidusjj
Patreon: https://patreon.com/solidjj
Source
I grew up with Roscoe Lee Browne's sophisticated mastermind voice for Kingpin in the 90s series that I burst out laughing when the Spider-Verse Brooklyn accent came out of him.
I can't unhear the Brock voice when Spider-Man talks.
would have been funny if at the end it cut to a clip of into the spider verse where king pin does the thing
I seriously thought Solid jj's gonna make Kingpin say, "Now I'm going to climb the crime ladder instead" or something. This is funnier, though.
he could not climb the ladder physically as a kid but he climb the ladder to the top of the crime world
You know, I expected Spiderman to tell him to go the gym or something. Spiderman just an asshole, doesn't try to help or anything.
"We've done enough woke jokes" 😂😂😂
I mean…if you wanna get theoretical with it, you could say Kingpin as a child, not having the strength/power to pull himself up was what lead him to become the Kingpin, because you could argue that he became who he is, so he'd never have to worry about not having power again.
If anyone is missing the meta layer to this (which is perfectly hilarious), Marvel recently mentioned how Spider-Man would no longer body shame Kingpin, lol
Most comic villains: I have a sympathize background on why I am evil to ruin everyone lives.
Spider-Man villains: I just like being the villain who was raised in a healthy family friendly environment.
I like the idea that it was Kingpin that wrote in his own lore to justify his fuckin big ass size
Oh man, this guy's videos never miss. They are always hilarious. Bite-sized, quick videos but they are so goddamn funny that they might as well be an hour long. The moment where Spider-Man just says to kingpin 'fuck you' is when I lost it. Like imagine a villain just giving this whole last monologue and the superheroes response is casually just: "fuck you". That's hilarious 😂
Spider Man: You must be a horrible father!
Green Goblin: Actually I'm good father. I work hard at my day job so I can send my boy to best school. I don't pressure him, in fact I encourage him to do his best. Help and advise him in diffcult of life problems so he be ready to face the real world. Always every effort to attend every special event he is in. One time I stop myself from blowing the daily bugle to arrive in time to watch my boy play sport. And no matter what, I always make room in my busy schedule to spend time with my son. Right now, I going robber that 7/11 so my son can have milk with his cereal.
Spiderman is genuinely in character here
to be fair, it's totally possible to be both fat *and * muscular at the same time, though the whole 2%body fat thing is total bullshit; in order to look this fat, you need to have at least 5% body fat, if not more.
i also love how spiderman says that maybe he just sucks. fuck yeah! not every villain has a "justification", some people just fucking suck.
I tried to gain weight
I failed
because of my weight
It's still funny, even for a filler episode.
"Well you see Spider-Man, there's my son, Richard. He's a wonderful kid. He's smart, talented, was one of the geads of Hydra once-" "Wait can you repeat that?" "-he tried to kill me multiple times-" "I really think we should talk more about that Hydra stuff, why are you just skipping over that like it's-" "My Wife, Vanessa, when she found out he tried to kill me she flew all the way back home from Switzerland and killed him. She committed suicide soon after Spider-Man."
"… Wow, That's actually kind of sad, are you fine?"
"… Richard was then cloned by that Jackal fellow, and then died again when all the clones were destroyed"
"Are we really just going back to talking about your twice dead son after that whole thing with your wife Kingpin?"
"… I brought Richard back with two magical tablets Spider-Man, were going to family Counseling next Tuesday. Just wanted to let you now"
"… Pinball, I'm sorry bu-"
"I'm throwing you out a window now,"
"Wait you're throwing me out of a- *WINDOW CRASHING SOUND*"
Best way to insult Fat people is saying them "You suck!"🤣
Oh my gosh. It even has the music from the original show. XD Amazing touch.
I reacted the exact way these two did in the video. Guess we on the same brainwave 😂
"Laugh and grow fat."
– Fatman
Why did this come up when I searched Death Note on YouTube.
this origin story is every overweight's wet dream
The south park reference was peak writing. Wow man. 10 million subs is definitely in reach
Kingpin: Oh! So now we're body shaming, right?
Spiderman: Look, we've done enough woke jokes.
Love the "Hey wait this isn't a cartoon!" bit at the end
Spider-verse Kingpin goes smash
Almost perfect, the last clip should of been into the spider verse where kingpin just fucking smushes spiderman between his fists
I can totally believe spiderman actually saying this
That's the reason why I became a super villain! Of course, it wasn't a ladder in an alley, it was gym class
I feel like I've seen it before. Is this a reupload?
Solid jj videos cut perfectly… Where is that montage
xD
Welcome to organized crime.
After ten years in prison, hopefully it will have been worth the weight.
Thanks, and have fun.
Not that the rest of the video isn't amazing as always, but I love that second at the end when you can hear Tom screaming.
Honestly its true about the muscle thing. King pin is pure muscle
Because of his weight
"Kingpin's Origin but Everything is a product of his WEIGHT" is a top tier video.
My man Daredevil doing backflips while Spiderman is body shaming a man… Smh
I believe that Kingpin is in fact pure muscle; I mean he didn't get any modifications or super serums (at least that I know of, could be wrong though) and he still has overpowered Spider-Man plenty of times
Omfg I love you so much jj😂😂 hopefully these vids provide you with some kind financial freedom, thanks man