Me(Blue): Gets All the Evidence in the World, Saw the Vent Move in med bay Checked it and Red was there. And I decided to go to Security no dead body. But as soon as I go to Electrical. Dead Body. I said what I had in mind. I said he was sus. He was at med bay even though no one was there. I saw the vent move. I decided to go to Electrical to see body so I can back up my statement. And all Red had to do is.
Red: I wasn't at med Bay. Black: Yeah he was with me.
Me: It's Completely obvious it's Red and Black.
Time goes on 3 have been killed 2 have been ejected 1 impo got ejected(Black) and it was at the final Four. And how did red win you say. By staying quite since I got ejected at the start even though I found the dead body at Electrical. I was alone because I wanted to be the guy to do risky moves.
I swear there are people who play this that would actually vote for a dead player and think they’re right in saying he suicided as the imposter to divert attention
i have told people i was the impostor the whole game and they just kept blaming each other i won the game 3 times in a row that way WITH THE SAME PEOPLE SMH
“It’s not me!” “Proof it” “Ok, here’s an absence of murderous weapons” Like, what do they expect when they say “proof it”? Should I take out my 1080p video of the scene? It’s so stupid
Blue: Guys it was pink Pink: What- Pink: No- Blue: If it isn't pink you can vote me Blue was not the imposter Based off a true story where I was pink and I killed somebody infront of blue and got away with it
Just remember that over-acting is the most common problem, not under-acting. If you trust a person just because it's your friend or because they sound reassuring, you lose. Because innocent people don't need to over-act, they can just be selves, natural. Impostors have to balance between silence and explosion of yelling. It's impossible to tell who is who when all your friends are trolls and 10-year-old-brained. You just play with 9 impostors then. Same as if IRL all people were wearing guns and knives, lied every second, insulted at random… oh wait…
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.
Image: Electrostimulation applied on a penis
Contents:
Section 1: In Pornography
Section 2: Ball stretcher
Section 3: Parachute
Section 4: Humbler
Section 5: Testicle cuff
Section 1: In pornography
In addition to it’s occasional role in BDSM pornography, Tamakeri (literally Ball kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in tamakeri is Erika Nagai who typically uses her martial arts skills to knee or kick men in the testicles.
Section 2: Ball stretcher
A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws causing additional mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches, and the steel models can weigh as much as five pounds.
Section 3: Parachute
A Parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. Conical in shape, three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and squeezing effects on the man’s testicles. Moderate weights of 3-5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage. Smaller weights can be used when the man is free to move, when the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.
Section 4: Humbler
A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device which clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs forward, as any attempt to to straighten the legs slightly pulls directly on the scrotum, causing from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.
Section 5: Testicle cuff
A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed. Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner. However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits: Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view. Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes. Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse. Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.
Strategy: insist that you saw blue vented. Convince everyone to vote blue. (You MUST vote cyan in this round)
When blue gets “not an imposter’d” you will inevitably get emergency meeting’d. Then, you can say that you meant light blue, not indigo. And you can get another free kill.
No….
No.
Dude people vote me and I say “what’s your proof” and they don’t respond “Hypo XP was not the imposter
thank you for using steven universe for your meme, rip
Rip Steven Universe
stabby
God bless to the 1% who see this comment 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3pvW_w62gY
Me(Blue): Gets All the Evidence in the World, Saw the Vent Move in med bay Checked it and Red was there.
And I decided to go to Security no dead body.
But as soon as I go to Electrical.
Dead Body.
I said what I had in mind.
I said he was sus.
He was at med bay even though no one was there.
I saw the vent move.
I decided to go to Electrical to see body so I can back up my statement.
And all Red had to do is.
Red: I wasn't at med Bay.
Black: Yeah he was with me.
Me: It's Completely obvious it's Red and Black.
Time goes on 3 have been killed 2 have been ejected 1 impo got ejected(Black) and it was at the final Four.
And how did red win you say.
By staying quite since I got ejected at the start even though I found the dead body at Electrical.
I was alone because I wanted to be the guy to do risky moves.
wah
Purple: Kills someone
Yellow: I SAW IT WAS PURPLE!
Cyan: but was it really? I say it is red
Everyone else: yes it was red!
I swear there are people who play this that would actually vote for a dead player and think they’re right in saying he suicided as the imposter to divert attention
am i the only one who always runs away whenever someone is following me
It was actually me.
i have told people i was the impostor the whole game and they just kept blaming each other i won the game 3 times in a row that way WITH THE SAME PEOPLE SMH
I was so mad of people accusing others with no proof that anytime someone did that I kicked them
Lol
Hey Sethica what do you use for animation. I used a tablet and flipa clip and it is awful
How to win Among Us:
Don’t select black
0:28 this is exactly what willl happpend
I approve of this meme
steven universe, but its among us
This literally happened to me ( I was yellow )
Well I'm satisfied I'm going.
Ngl the nost annoying kill is when you get stabbed 10 times by a knife…feels like true betrayal
This game will create more trust issues lol
When i say someone was an impostor the believe me don't hate am a crewmate
The black is hacker
They are in a meeting and he killed yellow
“Is that a..”
“NO NO”
“A JOJO RefEreNCe?”
“*Angry* NO GOD NO NO NO NO *NO*”
Sharkk was ejected“It’s not me!”
“Proof it”
“Ok, here’s an absence of murderous weapons”
Like, what do they expect when they say “proof it”? Should I take out my 1080p video of the scene? It’s so stupid
one time i got imposter 4 times in a row, i got banned from that server
Blue: Guys it was pink
Pink: What-
Pink: No-
Blue: If it isn't pink you can vote me
Blue was not the imposter
Based off a true story where I was pink and I killed somebody infront of blue and got away with itthis is proof that you can put amous us over anything and it will get big
Just remember that over-acting is the most common problem, not under-acting. If you trust a person just because it's your friend or because they sound reassuring, you lose. Because innocent people don't need to over-act, they can just be selves, natural. Impostors have to balance between silence and explosion of yelling. It's impossible to tell who is who when all your friends are trolls and 10-year-old-brained. You just play with 9 impostors then. Same as if IRL all people were wearing guns and knives, lied every second, insulted at random… oh wait…
and then light blue was like: yellow is impostor
Im actually a smart boi when voting with people
i always am correct and never got anything wrong except a few times
Being impostor is really fun and I love too see these idiots vote for someone else that isn't me
I mean I've played so many guessing games and murder mystery games soo
I once got accused of venting by the same fuckers that watch me scan in medbay. They weren’t even the imposters so I just don’t fucking understand.
i was playing an Among Us round with random peeps last night and i wanted to be a trol
so i said "how do i go into the vents like (random person) did?" (in this case it was pink)
AND PINK WAS ACTUALLY THE IMPOSTER
LIKE NOT EVEN 5 SECONDS AFTER THE GAME STARTS
ONE OF THE IMPOSTERS ARE GONE
BECAUSE OF ME
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.
Image: Electrostimulation applied on a penis
Contents:
Section 1: In Pornography
Section 2: Ball stretcher
Section 3: Parachute
Section 4: Humbler
Section 5: Testicle cuff
Section 1: In pornography
In addition to it’s occasional role in BDSM pornography, Tamakeri (literally Ball kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in tamakeri is Erika Nagai who typically uses her martial arts skills to knee or kick men in the testicles.
Section 2: Ball stretcher
A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws causing additional mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches, and the steel models can weigh as much as five pounds.
Section 3: Parachute
A Parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. Conical in shape, three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and squeezing effects on the man’s testicles. Moderate weights of 3-5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage. Smaller weights can be used when the man is free to move, when the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.
Section 4: Humbler
A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device which clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs forward, as any attempt to to straighten the legs slightly pulls directly on the scrotum, causing from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.
Section 5: Testicle cuff
A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed. Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner. However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits: Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view. Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes. Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse. Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.
wow this video stinks
When you join a game and half of the people leave because didn't get impostor
Me: Hi
.2 Seconds later: You’ve been banned from the sever
hahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahha
In my Among us games, "If it isn't him it's me" can get everyone on your side and vote the guy you're accusing.
Strategy: insist that you saw blue vented. Convince everyone to vote blue. (You MUST vote cyan in this round)
When blue gets “not an imposter’d” you will inevitably get emergency meeting’d. Then, you can say that you meant light blue, not indigo. And you can get another free kill.