Moist Meter | Resident Evil Village



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Resident Evil Village (2021 Survival Horror Game), developed and published by Capcom for Playstation 4, Playstation 5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, Google Stadia and PC as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.

The Moist Meter is an experimental measurement system that you can use to safely gauge just how moist a video game or movie is going to be before playing it or viewing it. Avoid the dry products and only use the wettest.

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Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal

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33 thoughts on “Moist Meter | Resident Evil Village”

  1. It would cost a lot more, but I think it would be incredible if each lords section was a long as lady ds section, you could argue that Karl’s section is as long. But that section was really boring. I would like to see more of benviento, or the fish guy (not gonna try and spell it, M something something) then maybe we play as Chris for more time also. Then again this is coming from someone who loves Skyrim, fallout, and cyberpunk, games that take weeks to 100%

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  2. Yeah, 75%-80% is around where I'd put it, as opposed to my 95%-100% for RE7. On my third playthrough in the endgame right now. LOVE all the unlockable weapons, though. Also glad the weapons are more on-model to the real steel.

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  3. Imagine having terrible action mechanics and making your game based on action , seems kinda a stupid decision since it feels like theyve put barely any effort in to improve it over RE7 and no way you try to slice it , compared to any first person action game its got by far some of the worst and clunkiest shooting and melee. Its usually forgivable when they are going towards a more horror centric gameplay style and action isnt the central focus

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  4. They really wanted another re4 and you could tell with how hard they tried it’s a shame they almost did but they for some reason decided doll house and lake monster were good ideas when in reality they shoulda focused on vampire mommy and metal man

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  5. I didn't like the part where the romanian villigers were speaking english. It was very unrealistic, what really puts me off is their accent, They could've spoken english but gave them a romanian accent

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  6. I didn’t play the game but it was a horrible experience watching you play it after lady D’s castle.
    Can’t believe you gave it such a high score. You really didn’t seem to enjoy it after the castle part. 🤷‍♂️

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  7. The game is scary, I have seen so many streamers getting and being scared during the game so your opinion really does not match what i have seen and experienced.

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  8. The sounds within this game has some of the best quality I’ve seen in any horror game. The creeks, echos, footsteps, growls surround you, was truly some of the highlights of the game. Playing with good quality gaming headphones were a necessity. I can’t imaging playing this game with one crappy Apple earphone. Charlie really missed out on some of the best parts within this game. The horror in the dollhouse, exploring the entire village, heisenberg’s factory, were some of the best horror pieces I’ve seen in a game yet. On par or better than the Baker house and Marguerite boss fight in 7. And remember…the last 30-40% of RE7 was pure action. No horror.

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  9. The doll house was pretty unsettling for me, but most of the game was like the last hour of RE7, just mindless blasting. Good fun, and there were definitely a lot of parallels with RE4 as well.

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