Ahh the Noble Guardsman, here to find himself a new roommate aboard the Eye of Vigilance. I’m sure nothing could possibly go wrong…
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Well, you know what they say. "Whenever a sanctioned psykers head explodes, Sanguinius gets another pair of wings".
Wait, space marines don't sleep, that explains why it takes him a long time to finish a prayer.
What is deemed short is an eternity for a Normal human…after all we can't live for thousands of years and simply call it a cake walk?
So a Psyker catching a case of explosion has a 80% chance of it being daemon related.
Anybody wanna place bets on what type?
A real guardsmen would have fortified his room with tripwires and explosives so the assassin would have been a mighty fine roommate.
The commissar didn't seem that bad and probably would have been fine after the change to confectionarys
Pathetic any Guardsmen that cant sleep through artilery fire is dead within 3 weeks. The astartes must simply have increased his volume to mimic the frontline.
Ironically the Assassin was probably the best roommate to bunk with.
Due to the fact that Assassin isn't an Evesor, you'll be fine as long as your life isn't forfeited by contract from the schools.
Silence guaranteed, long hours of solitude by yourself when the Assassin is given a target.
Remarkable trainer, and if on good terms and permission a stockpile of blades.
Probably has a very interesting hobby to pass the time when not doing all sorts of preparation and training.
So, when there are moments of communication and the forming of a rather strange fellowship, you'll probably find them more than tolerable and even enjoyable.
Or you'll be unsettled and hate certain aspects to them, but what are you gonna do about it?
Absolutely nothing because that Assassin is trained to kill and has already thought of fifty seven different ways to do so in the span of the first few moments of you talking.
Plus let's be honest, who in their right mind would barge into the den of an Assassin to get to you?
Someone who has been dead for the past five seconds without knowing it and falling over now staining the carpet.
That you will in all likelihood be cleaning up, hey atleast you'll learn rather quickly how to get rid of bloodstains and have a good word with the guilds.
Whats wrong with Magos? He's objectively right
I would of went with the assassin
I just realized something.
This guardsman is part of the 404 regiment.
This guardsman is an error.
And honestly, I'd be chill with having a commissar as a roommate. Bonus points if it happened to be a hero of the imperium.
While it lasts, the like proportions make me feel almost as happy as this video does
Again more tech priest should come by chanting one of us one of us after that
Next panel is the daemon ripping it's way through that psyker into realspace.
Hopefully that was a Salamander
In that case, why Won’t you want a Salamander as a roommate?
If guardsmen went to A-school, this is exactly how it would be
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Dude his head exploded well this usually happens to psychers
Honestly, if a space marine called me a "Noble warrior", I'd cream my green shorts and would have been a happy camper
If the boisterous sounds of the spacemarines prayer aren’t too your liking just ask him to do his prayers with his helmet fastened, it’s his full uniform so it’s more formal AND sound proof
I remember reading those, what, almost two years ago? Time sure flies.
0:36 If it was a Calledus that be a whole different story.
I’ve made too many rhymes for this comic
Frankly more so than I could stomach.
😁
guardsman should have joined the Space Marine on his litany
Tell me, why didn't he stay with the techpriest? He was super friendly! Offering him free technology on his first day.
I bet he would even let him play with his pet toaster or something.
2:40
Me to.
Still think the space marine is the best choice for this guy. At least if his Chapter is one of the many ones that respect and care for his loyal subject then aside from having a good night sleep, he will also have a big bro to look out for him.
Ngl i probably could fall asleep listening to the space marine saying litanies
0:36
Wait a moment! That assassin was licking his knife. He was taking pleasure from it!
SLAANESH HERETIC SPOTTED!
Come on, the space marine's the best choice, his litanies would help me fall asleep. Maybe the techpriest would be quiet and I could listen to his fans whirring to fall asleep though.
The Space Marine seemed like a chill dude. Just need ear plugs.
Then as he goes back to sleep the Slaanesh’y demon that burst from the psychic’s head crawls it’s way into his butt and makes him butt pregnant
I'll take the space marine any time. Prayers to the emperor sounds like music to my ear.
Eversor would be the best roommate…unless you wake him up
I prefer the commissar. Just don't bring or mention anything about desert.
And then the Guardsman was later executed for the supposed killing of the sanctioned psyker.
I feel like the Commissar probably got hit by his PTSD when he heard that word and felt really bad about his reaction afterwards.
The commisar and space marine would be good, just offer it as extra food and wear earplugs
Yeah the psyker is the best option.. long as its that sort of psyker and not one that breaks the delicate barrier between material universe and the warp, allowing for instance blood thirster on board the ship right next to you…
Second though, let me back with tech priest and maybe he wont replace everything in me with cyber dongs…