Snatched! Vaxed! or Waxed! Cold Open – SNL

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47 thoughts on “Snatched! Vaxed! or Waxed! Cold Open – SNL”

  1. The skit should be called oh my God Florida is actually doing it correctly and we're trying to scare you through comedy about wearing a mask and staying home how about the next skit next week be about the border where they're coming through where there isn't a wall and a tent that has the capacity for $250 now has 4000 children stacked on top of each other where is AOC maybe she could be in the skit all you people that voted against Trump now let's run down what your next four years will look like ridiculously high gas prices ridiculously high food and groceries and necessities because of said gas prices everything's past on to the consumer hope you guys all spent your stimulus checks well because Joe Biden is going to let millions of illegals in you're going to lose your job but hey you'll be hanging on by your fingernails but at least Trump is in president right fucking fools

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  4. Why are black people allowed to impersonate and culturally appropriate whatever ethnicity they want, but they hate when white people do it? Maya Rudolph is not hispanic.

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  6. Why is it that almost every sketch SNL makes involving Hispanic characters makes a joke out of non-Hispanic comedians mimicking their accents? Hiding stereotypes in "woke" subject matter doesn't actually hide the prejudice, it just reveals the arbitrary nature of the sketch-writers "wokeness".

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  24. Warning…⚠ DO NOT TAKE THE DISEASE CAUSING CORONAVIRUS VACCINATION ⚠

    It will damage your DNA and creates a delayed disease effect in your body. The Coronavirus is no worse than the Flu virus.

    I know the cure for the Coronavirus and how to prevent from getting the Coronavirus. It is not promoted by the corrupt FDA or the politicians.

    * Buy at the Super Supplements store, Wholefoods or Vitamin Shoppe only (do not buy these at grocery stores!) Take a high quality Zinc, Copper supplement with high quality vitamin D3 supplement with a high quality Magnesium supplement.

    * Take all these at the same time with a glass of steam distilled water that has NO fluoride in it.

    * Optional: You can detox your body first with Cl o2 to strengthen your immune system. Take 12 drops in steamed distilled water with no fluoride in it. You can buy Cl o2 from a website called CancerCure7.com

    People that are critical towards corrupt politicians will become trusting of corrupt politicians once the corrupt politicians tell people that their life is at risk if they don't follow their orders.

    Psyops fear based mind control is a favorite trick the corrupt politicians use on people often and are using the Coronavirus scam to deceive people into receiving the new 666 mark of beast money-slavery system vaccine of the very near future.

    "We're entering savage new times, and we're going to have to be pure and direct and strong, if we're going to survive…"

    ~Quote, 1983 'VIDEODROME'

    THE USA SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS ARE COWARDS FOR SHUTTING DOWN THEIR STORES !

    They are NOT afraid of the Coronavirus entering their stores and businesses, they are afraid of the corrupt politician's threats towards their businesses & stores.

    I REFUSED TO SHUT DOWN MY SMALL BUSINESS and I keep REFUSING to SHUT DOWN MY BUSINESS BECAUSE I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE POLITICIANS and I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE CORONAVIRUS. The Coronavirus is no more dangerous than the flu.

    The solution to the U.S.A. debt, money problem and Coronavirus deception is in my message here:

    Many evil politicians are trying to make the '666 mark of the beast' digital money slavery system a world-wide law !

    Be careful when taking advice from people pushing Silver or Gold as a safe investment. They often use circular reasoning.

    I been waiting for Jeremiah Babe's channel to respond to my messages of historical evidence about Silver & Gold problems. I wanted him to watch the video called,

    'THE MONEY MASTERS' .

    The corrupted politicians have attacked us with the Coronavirus deception, attacked us with shutting down many businesses & companies and are now planning on attacking us with food shortages and violence.

    THE SOLUTION TO THE U.S.A. DEBT & COVID-19 FEAR BASED SCAM IS IN MY MESSAGE HERE:

    Watch the video called

    'THE MONEY MASTERS' by Bill Still.

    Then also watch the video called 'THE SECRET OF OZ' by Bill Still.

    Then you will know what action we must take when organized !

    Give me thoughts about the two videos after you watch them.

    I know what will completely get rid of the U.S.A. debt, but many of us have to demand this from the politicians (our public servants).

    If the politicians won't listen then the military has the right to defend the U.S.A. against "all threats, foreign and DOMESTIC" !

    * Please watch the 2 videos I recommended to you first, then we will talk.

    ⚠Maybe we should STOP focusing so much on non-essential distractions and START focusing on who controls the money system.⚠

    THE LOSS OF CONFIDENCE IN THE U.S.A. DOLLAR CAUSES VALUE LOSS IN THE U.S.A. DOLLAR !

    People, please stop talking negative about the U.S.A. dollar.

    Yes, most of us agree that the dollar would be better if the privately owned Federal Reserve business would be replaced with Congress taking back their Constitutional right to print the dollar again as they did before the year 1913.

    * Please watch the video documentary called, 'THE MONEY MASTERS' by Bill Still.

    The U.S. dollar currency has value in most countries on this earth because modern day technology has made it almost impossible to counterfeit. Gold and Silver can be easily counterfeited !

    It costs many thousands of dollars to own a machine that accurately tests Gold and Silver for counterfeits.

    * I personally own a little Gold and Silver as a novelty.

    By you and others criticizing the U.S.A. dollar pushes us faster towards a One World Order cashless digital currency money slavery system !

    Please research past history from many hundreds of years ago on how Gold and Silver was made scarce by corrupt politicians.

    When Gold & Silver is made scarce it causes many, many problems.

    Send all the corrupt politicians that got the U.S.A in debt to communist China to have them pay off the debt in the China slave labor prisons !

    * President can create an Executive Order to wipe out the U.S.A. debt.

    Then allow Congress their Constitutional right to print non-debt based money again as they did before the year 1913.

    The words 'FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE' will then be replaced with the words 'UNITED STATES NOTE' back on our cash.

    If Congress does not do this soon we are going to be in a lot of trouble ! !

    Why isn't the President taking action by implementing this ?

    I and many other American's are not afraid of the corrupt Federal Reserve bank. "We The People" are the government. The U.S. Constitution clearly explains this! The politicians are our public servants. WE SHOULD NEVER BE AFRAID TO FIGHT FOR THE TRUTH ! ! !

    Watch the historical video documentary called

    'THE SECRET OF OZ' by Bill Still.

    It explains that Gold and Silver have been made scarce by banks that resulted in depressions and many other serious problems. This fact has happened often in many countries.

    Most people need to fine tune their critical thinking skills and research abilities.

    ~DNA ALTERING VACCINES & THE COMING CONTROLLED MONEY SLAVERY SYSTEM~

    LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY TO WHAT Jeremiah Babe said over 5 weeks ago on his YouTube channel …..

    He said, "The prices of GOLD and SILVER are manipulated !"

    Please research past history from many hundreds of years ago on how Gold and Silver was made scarce by corrupt politicians.

    When Gold & Silver is made scarce it causes many, many problems.

    *Now, I want you all to think carefully about the logical conclusion here.

    The evil elitist that manipulate the prices of Gold & Silver can make a new law that says you can't "buy or sell" with Gold, Silver or Cash.

    Their new form of "money" will be a computer chip in your "right hand or forehead" that can be scanned just like your bank debit cards at all stores.

    How many of you have 7 years of food stored up in your houses or in your apartments or on your property ?

    Why would anybody invest or put their trust in Gold & Silver that is manipulated by very evil people ?

    Question, how many of you will be willing to trade your guns and ammo in for food and medicines?

    How many are going to let themselves and their family members go hungry to the point of starvation by NOT accepting the new 666 "beast" money system ?

    How many of you will allow yourselves or family members suffer with an injury because you refuse to have the injury treated at your local walk-in clinic or hospital that only accepts a computer chip in the "right hand or forehead" ?

    "Shall the throne of iniquity have fellowship with thee, which frameth mischief by a law?

    They gather themselves together against the soul of the righteous, and condemn the innocent blood."

    ~HOLY BIBLE, Psalms 94:20, 21

    ⚠ WARNING ⚠

    URGENT MEDICAL INTEL

    The politicians that have given themselves over to evil have been destroying people's health for many years.

    *New Coronavirus vaccine is a 'Trojan horse' ….

    The CDC and CIA are using fear based psyops manipulation to persuade citizens into taking the new toxic Coronavirus vaccine.

    This new vaccine has a delayed disease creating effect in the human body. 💉

    Please research this truth in the video documentary

    'IN LIES WE TRUST' by Dr. Lenny Horowitz.

    Please research this truth in the video documentary 'CORONAVIRUS PREDICTIVE PROGRAMMING' by Dr. Leonard Horowitz.

    Please research this truth in the video documentary 'BEYOND TREASON'.

    Please watch the video documentary

    '205 – THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK / TOTAL ONSLAUGHT' by Walter Veith.

    *1909 New York Press, January 26,1909 publishes a report by W.B. Clark which states,

    "Cancer was practically unknown until cowpox vaccination began to be introduced. I have seen 200 cases of cancer, and I never saw a case of cancer in an unvaccinated person".

    UNITED STATES I. R. I. E.

    Investigation Research International Educator

    The real "X-Files"

    US 5977293425

    AGENT Sinne'

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  27. SNL ..will never be what it was when Norm, Spade, Sandler, Farley, John Lovits, chevy chase, Kevin Nealon. Now you have to be "woke" even if you don't want to be and it's sad what has happened to America. Especially this year. Xiden.

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  28. Oh man. Im too old to get some of the humor of the new snl writers. I just didnt get this one. And maya is one of my all time favorite snl stars. I have seen every sketch and movie she has done i think. Kinda bums me out a little. Lol.

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