This Is How You DON'T Play Cyberpunk 2077 (0utsyder Edition)



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DSP jumps into a game he knew he was going to hate far in advance, luckily for him it was one of the biggest, glitchest, most underdelivered on gaming blunders in human history. Can P and Johnny Silvergout somehow find a way to untangle themselves from the heist of a lifetime? Will DSP be able to get himself to the end of this mess in one piece? Can CD Projekt Red ever recover from this stain on their record?

Timestamps:
Part 1: P and Jackie Rambo – 0:00:00
Part 2: Enter Johnny Silvergout – 1:24:33
Part 3: Complain Train going nowhere (fast) – 2:45:10
Part 4: The Pig in the Machine – 4:19:12
Epilogue: Where Have My Tips Gone? – 6:06:46

Editor’s Note: There’s a minor error with part 3’s render, a clip was supposed to be played at 3:40:32 but instead there’s about 16 or so seconds of darkness. I apologize and hope you use these precious moments to reflect and feel good.

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26 thoughts on “This Is How You DON'T Play Cyberpunk 2077 (0utsyder Edition)”

  1. The normal default is hard mode. I’ve never played any games on hard mode until I have beaten it on normal mode so I can get the feel for the game. But in this game I just jumped into hard mode and the game is freaking easy ass fuck.

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  2. It's almost as if Dave is a play-tester that somehow gained an audience. He breaks every game with no effort. Sad thing is, he gets paid way more than a tester and scams his audience to do so.

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  3. Just the way he acts and reacts to games. His total ineptitude to act independently or figure elements out for himself. He won't go a single step out of his way to figure something out by himself. He needs to be spoon-fed absolute basics to understand anything. I remember when he was playing a shooter once and he asked: "How do I shoot?". This guy is 38, just think about that. And the need to compare NPCs and ingame ongoings to existing persons and events as a try to come off in touch with society and culture, sitting there with his glasses, leaning in when "concentrated", understanding nothing and complaining about it and about ingame music he knows nothing about. He definitely has outlived his place in this business and he doesn't even slightly want to see it. If I want to be told about "obnoxious" music and people of today, I go to a retirement home, not watch a streamer. He offers NOTHING for the money "fans" donate him. He just sits there, complaining about society and culture, not understanding game mechanics that are as old as 3D videogames themselves. He has been playing games "professionally" for about TWELVE years now, yet he fails at every attempt to stealth a section or to notice tutorials. All the while acting like a twelve year old in terms of joking around. He brings absolutely nothing to the table whatsoever. He is outsmarted and outdated by ANY other streamer out there. His downright broken persona and toxic attitude towards everyone and everything, combined with the immense social awkwardness he inadvertedly puts up when confronted with themes like nudity, really put him in a bad place among the others. And putting up with that moronic clown voice of his when he sees something to bash on doesn't help to be attractive as a business model either. Bashing critically acclaimed games doesn't make you look cool, it only goes to show what a vile grudger you are. Anyone who finds that entertaining or exciting should reconsider their life choices and reflect upon themselves. It is entertaining only so far as to watch a shipwreck slowly sinking into the ocean or watch a demolished house burn to the ground. The only advantage he still has is the fact that he doesn't have an employer directly breathing down his neck currently and that he is in a business with countless other competitors, otherwise he'd be in a lot of trouble. And watching him put up fake empathy in death scenes truly show his character and the huge incompatibility with the "job" he's doing. Or forcing jokes and nonsense talking during cutscenes that your "fans" might actually want to listen to maybe. But no, he has to be the center of everything. That is not how the letsplay business works. Success is built on a strong connection to the fanbase and constant interaction. His failed business attempt only works because people, that aren't as delusional or hypocritical as his fans, just watch him for their own amusement. He only manages to still pull this shitshow off because the "detractors" keep him afloat with their own content. He needs to go. Seriously, he needs to pack his stuff and piss off, trying to set foot in something that is adequate for his mental disorder and age. He had his chances, he blew them spectacularly, multiple times over. And yet he refuses to reflect on himself or leave. He has no place in this business. Never had.

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  4. YESSS 0utsyder still making TIHYDPs 😀 I love your editing the best imo I wish you'd go back and do older things he's done even ones that have already been done by others like Sonic 06 etc. Then not only would i get an 0utsyder version of the TIHYDP which would easily be the best one lol but you could also use comments again xD so happy youre still doing these- hope you're doing well~ <3

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  5. "TIHYDP making fun of my gameplay".
    Pig, it's YOUR gameplay,nothing edited. It's just parts of YOUR gameplay. How can it be "making fun" of it??? Your gameplay is "making fun" by definition.

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  6. DSP's continued failure to understand the plot of this game makes a lot more sense when you realize the only other kind of content he engages with is wrestling. WWE is simple, good guys and bad guys, you know why they're fighting, and there's not a lot of deep lore to follow (for the most part i know there's some deeper lore shit in older wrestling content)
    DSP can't wrap his mind around a plot that has twists and turns

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  7. He's such a moron. He doesn't get the point of the extremely sexualized advertisements is to show how morally degenerated society has become in Night City. They aren't there to be "funny". It's a dystopian future, Phil. It's meant to be repulsive.
    But I do agree the ads get annoying because there's only like 20 different adverts in the entire game and they're everywhere.

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  8. As much as I don't like Cyberpunk, Phil should've just dropped it, at least until it got patched or whatever. Dude complained for the majority of it but refused to quit because he'd miss out on those hot, revelant views. Pretty silly since I don't he draws in a lot of new viewers when he plays new games since he's completely shit at his job and his setup is so basic. Dude looks like he's only been streaming for a few weeks, not years.

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