Learn to create your own personal dysfunctional dystopia in Valheim. In this guide I will show you how to obliterate the countryside, how to kidnap pigs, and why nature looks much better once you have paved over it. Welcome to Valheim, let me be your guide…
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You made my day … again 😉
Thank you for the tips. I will try the Mordor look some time L(° O °L)
50:50 mins in and I realize this game is Viking version of Astroneer. Or Astroneer is a space version of this game. I dunno. Either I bet this is a very solid title. As I get lost in Astroneer often!
Just use 1,2,3 or 4 as Portalnames
Those rocks in the shape of a ship usually contain buried treasure. Normally near one end is a skeleton and the other a treasure chest (coins, special arrows, silver jewellery etc).
Ditto for much smaller circles of 3 or 4 rocks
I have zero interest in this game but hearing your musings on it is just too good to pass up. Have a good one. 👍
You made a Uboat base… ^-^
fantastic game funny and true review thx 😎👍
"I have become Death. Destroyer of Worlds." Can you put that in a Powerpoint for the next employee morale meeting? You Sir, are a gift upon this blighted world. Never stop giving……….
This should inspire me to make a beginner's guide on how to watch 21Kiloton videos. Rule #1: don't drink coffee while watching 21Kiloton videos: It will end up on your already stained undershirt and your keyboard while you sit in your dingy basement. Thanks to you I've spent way to much time playing Valheim and as always your videos nail it.
All I'm gonna say is; have your main storage next to the open sea, because fuck having to drag 2 tons worth of metals up to a rapeshack in the hills. Boats are fast, a 2 ton shopping cart isn't.
Hey man! I saw you got famous for your Doom Eternal review! Congrats, i love your playstyle, reminds me of my grandfather
Bro! Buy yourself the headlamp from the vendor… Once I put it on I haven't taken it off since, no more annoying torches. Also buy the Belt it lets you carry 150 more in weight.
lol the raised roads with the shacks along the way, I did that in the plains so I only had to deal with deathsqiutos.
Hehe. If you sit on the shitter for a hour, you need a doctor 🙂
Lol I don’t even play this game but I’m watching this because fuck it why not
You really can kill bosses with camp fires. It's easier than fighting them imo lol.
I was drinking vodka while watching this and it became progressively more hysterical and I'm beginning to think it had something to do with my drinking.
Oooh a fresh 21Kiloton dose of Life Advice–erm, I mean, a Valhiem guide. Sweet. 🙂
Awesome as always!
As usual, I "liked" your video before even watching it, and as always, you don't disappoint. I was entertained and learnt some helpful pointers to follow, once I purchase the damn game tomorrow, game I didn't even think about buying until watching your video.
I still don't get how you don't have over 100k subs by now…
Will I ever play Valehim? Maybe, I am starting to like the survival genre more. Do I enjoy your advice on games like this? Absolutely.
maybe this video will make me play again. I bought two copies because my bro wanted the game but he stopped playing and when I tried playing by myself it felt meaningless.
It's the middle of the academic year, my papers should have started getting prepared and out comes 21kiloton's review of the game. Been playing ever since. I haven't failed anything yet and that is largerly due to the fact that I sleep for 2 hours a night. I don't need it though. I sleep in my little palace in Valheim which is arguably far cosier than my house irl. (plus my dreams get conviniently summarized in a few words)
I have my divorce lawyer on speed duel already but thanks for the heads up.
Have you at least named a set of portals "Cunthole" or "Boris Johnson"?
I never played Valheim nor even want to, but do enjoyed the whole video about it.
Ahhh an upload a like and post for the algorithm …
Ive just brought Valheim so perfectly timed genius. cheers Kiloton
7:16 I've moved onto the swamp, spent a few days building a tree-house there… didn't pay attention to stair placement and that's now a morning ritual: Forget to eat, walk down the stairs, hit the bad spot and biff it…. It'd be a little weird to fix it now since tombstones are the best storage containers in the game.
Great video and highly entertaining.
is this coming to ps5 at some point 👉
Brother, you are literally the only youtuber i actually give an hour of my time lmao. Makes up my day and fullfills that 21kiloton addiction. Greetings from the commonwealth hahaha