mom said it’s my turn to be plot relevant
[lore stream; can’t read superchats today]
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0:00 stalling because Phil’s internet went out
9:17 The Departure
21:07 The Prison
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skip to 9:17 if you want to skip me stalling because Phil's internet died
May pilipino nag donate ng 2,500 pesos
75% of this is just his slow forgotten journey of him venturing dreams jail cell.
Phils internet also died so uh.
Why is your gui is so low but last time your gui is so high like mobile techno
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Yoooooo the thumbnail is fireeeeeee
Hi
only 45 mins zyph has been streaming for 11 hours
THE REASON HE ENDED STREAM IS HE DIDNT WANT THE SELLOUT TIMER TO RING
I love to eat porkchop
go techno yeah yeah go techno yeah
chorus: daphilza gone for the night say philza gone for the night
you should tag me when you steam next i’ve never seen one and would like to watch you take the L
Doesn't Technoblade have a ender eye in water at his base?
I wonder what's gonna happen in his 2 strength potions 2 Swift potion 2 fire res 1 regen all splash potion
SUS
2:19
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Only 5.4m views in 5 days, even having Dream in the title your channel is still irrelevant.
SAM IS SO DEAD INSIDE OMG
Technoblade is a blood god 😮
Techno's in his retirement arch. i feel like after Philza makes a big hole, he's just gonna stay and enjoy daily potatoes handed by sam. Boss moves
yo who be drawing the thumbnails bro they are actually fire
Me be like: Dream DREAM CALM THE HECK DOWN HE STILL HAS FIRE RESISTANCE HE CAN SWIM.
RIP SANTA PIG😧
Santa Pig:(
you will be remembered Santa Pig
no one:
Techno: and they were roommates 😀
Anyone else realize how Technoblade now has an excuse to not upload for a couple days
Techno plss make skywars or bedwars videos… Like that was the type of techno we all want and need.. 🙏
Techno how are you
Techno are you eating porkchop meat?
Plz do a face reveal Technoblade
Eeeeeee
@BedlessNoob is better than @Technoblade
Dream’s just basically having a breakdown and Techno is just like: “This is paradise”
Comment in order for people to notice me
Can someone please kill quackity so technoblade may have some kind of peace XD
The exp 🙁