Blammed ~ OST Release | Friday Night Funkin' Music

Composed by Kawai Sprite: https://twitter.com/kawaisprite
From the game “Friday Night Funkin'”
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Download the OST here: https://kawaisprite.bandcamp.com/album/friday-night-funkin-ost-vol-1-original-release
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Playlists:
Friday Night Funkin’ Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxULnQy_lm1caVSOqSbl9963s1PGwjulc
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I can relate! After reading the channel description, I thought rippers were made up, but then I saw one in real life and I couldn’t believe my eyes 😯. I walked up to it and asked it to be my Grand Dad. It seemed confused, and I explained that it was quality, like from rip game, to which it replied “Dude, I’m Filipino”. After he introduced himself as “PhillipInyo”, I told him my ripper name was SaeginGeummer, so he’d feel more comfortable with me. He gave me a weird look, and told me to leave him alone. This confused me, but I then realized that I had to show him how well endowed I was with ripper culture (after watching rip game in sub 😌 instead of dub 🤢, I feel that I have a strong grasp of ripper culture 👴)! As he walked away, I ran up and blocked his path, and announced that I challenged him to a round of rip game! I noticed that he looked rather confused, or even scared, so I whipped out my Samsung phone (used by some rippers btw) and played the grand dad theme as I ran up to him and attempted to tackle him. He yelled at me to “get off him” and called me a “racist prick”, which I didn’t remember from rip game (I watched it in sub 😌 instead of dub 🤢 because I am cultured, so I would have remembered seeing it). Afterwards, I was approached by another ripper in a police uniform! He then claimed I was “under arrest” for “assault”. It was at that point that I realized he must be a QoC member, just like from rip game! I asked him why he was out of his rip game uniform, to which he replied “I’m Japanese, you moron” (idk why all these rippers are introducing themselves, but they’re very polite! 😊). After JappaKnees put me in his police cruiser, a stunning realization hit me… I was being taken to participate in the rip games 🤩! Throughout the ride, I asked him how many other participants were going to be in the game this round, but he would either ignore me or tell me to “shut up”. I also said that I wasn’t in humor debt or anything, so I didn’t really have a need for the prize, but he continued to not respond (which I understood, he must have been harsh QoC or something). After we got to a building that said “police station” (which isn’t quality, I know because I watched rip game in sub 😌 and not dub 🤢, so I can tell ripper words apart from English words), I had my photograph taken (just like in rip game!) and was put in a cell, with a few other contestants. While I waited for the first game to begin, I asked the other contestants how much ideas they had accumulated. After hours of asking them and not getting a response, they all started to beat the absolute shit out of me. That’s when I realized that the first game had begun! Before I could fight back though, one of the QoC members came in and broke up the fight. I noticed that no one had died yet, so I tried asking the guards what the prize pool was at, to which they told me to “shut up” (I watched the rip game show in sub 😌 instead of dub 🤢, so I could tell that “shut up” was not a ripper term, kinda sus). After spending a couple days in there, they said I was free to go, which made me sad because that means I had missed out on the prize 😔. That just goes to show that I just wasn’t prepared for the rip games. A few days later, I got a letter about a “court date”. I was thrilled 😁! I called the number on the front and told them I would like to participate in the rip games again! I was also sure to mention that I watched the show in sub 😌 instead of dub 🤢, to which they then abruptly hung up on me (just like in squid game!). My “court date” is about 1 week away, and I’m so excited! This time, I’m gonna be sure that I’m ready to eliminate whoever is there for that big funny reward! Wish me luck 👍!

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